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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.