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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon