What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.