What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

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Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

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