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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.