Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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What do internet pirates have on their legs?

J.pegs

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.