Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What do internet pirates have on their legs?

J.pegs

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.