Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

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Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

What is owned by you but mostly... What is owned by you but mostly used by others?

Your name! -

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Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

J.pegs