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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.