What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.