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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

What kind of computer sings?

A Dell