What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset?

Knot movies

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.