What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple