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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

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What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.