What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.