What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

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What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!