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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel