What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Who's there! Alec! Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Electric Eel Jokes More Electric Eel Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!