What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What's a prison executioners favorite beer?

Shock-top

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?

Electric Eel Jokes More Electric Eel Jokes

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!