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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Who's there! Alec! Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Electric Eel Jokes More Electric Eel Jokes

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!