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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Who's there! Alec! Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Electric Eel Jokes More Electric Eel Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!