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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

Electric Eel Jokes More Electric Eel Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!