What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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Watered Down

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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He forgot the safe word.

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Water...

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Because they have electric 'eels!

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!