What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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What's a prison executioners favorite beer?

Shock-top

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Electric Eel Jokes More Electric Eel Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!