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Shock Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

What's a prison executioners favorite beer?

Shock-top

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Who's there! Alec! Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

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Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Electric Fence Jokes More Electric Fence Jokes

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Sodium Ion Jokes More Sodium Ion Jokes

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany