Shock Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

What's a prison executioners favorite beer?

Shock-top

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Who's there! Alec! Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Sodium Ion Jokes More Sodium Ion Jokes

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)