Shock Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

What's a prison executioners favorite beer?

Shock-top

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Who's there! Alec! Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

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Sodium Ion Jokes More Sodium Ion Jokes

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!