Shock Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

What's a prison executioners favorite beer?

Shock-top

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Who's there! Alec! Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

Light ale!

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Electric Fence Jokes More Electric Fence Jokes

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.