Shock Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

What's a prison executioners favorite beer?

Shock-top

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Who's there! Alec! Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "