How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Who's there! Alec! Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What did the super-strong chlorella ask the moderately-weak chlorella?

Do you even algae-bruh?

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na