How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

Sodium Ion Jokes More Sodium Ion Jokes

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na