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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

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What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.