What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!