What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Who's there! Alexander! Alexander who?

Alexander friend are coming over!

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What do old people smell like?

Depends

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!