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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.