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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis?

Smelling salts.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang