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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.