What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.