What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!