What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!