How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

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What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What do they call Chipotle in Canada?

Chipotl-eh

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.