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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a fork lift truck!

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.