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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.