What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich?

A sub routine.

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula