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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.