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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny.

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!