Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How do you make apple jelly?

Google maps.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)