Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)