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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)