Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

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Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for