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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for