Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.