Empire Jokes

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Darth Mall Jokes More Darth Mall Jokes

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Negligence Jokes More Negligence Jokes

What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Stack Jokes More Stack Jokes

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin