Empire Jokes

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Roman Empire Jokes More Roman Empire Jokes

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Robe Jokes More Robe Jokes

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What's the I.T. guy's favorite Pokémon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.