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Empire Jokes

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Robe Jokes More Robe Jokes

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Roman Empire Jokes More Roman Empire Jokes

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH