Resistance Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Lease Jokes More Lease Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.