Resistance Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.