Resistance Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans!

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.