Resistance Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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STOP RESISTING!!!

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

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What do you feel like having?

Nothing.

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.