Resistance Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Where do magical animals go to jail?

Azkabarn

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.