Resistance Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

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Oman!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

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What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance