What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

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What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.