What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!