Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020