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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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He likes to keep things low key.

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.