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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.