Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision