2020 Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.