2020 Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

2020 Vision Jokes More 2020 Vision Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Walking

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.