2020 Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"