2020 Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

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Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Hin Dsight Jokes More Hin Dsight Jokes

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

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What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

Because AIR IS FREE

President Jokes More President Jokes

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.