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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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Salvador Deli.

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A Remote control

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HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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The way they pronounce "unionized"

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A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What do you call someone who can't do anything?

HR