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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

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What do you call someone who can't do anything?

HR

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**