How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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I was just following odors.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What do you call someone who can't do anything?

HR