How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

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How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

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What do you call someone who can't do anything?

HR

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**