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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.

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A neck-romancer

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Gristle While You Work!

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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What do you call someone who can't do anything?

HR

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**