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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why don't black people like pirates?

They pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Hr Jokes More Hr Jokes

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What do you call someone who can't do anything?

HR

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?