Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Adobe Jokes More Adobe Jokes

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Cgi Jokes More Cgi Jokes

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What part of a football ground is never the same?

The changing rooms!

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.