Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Recruiter Jokes More Recruiter Jokes

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Cgi Jokes More Cgi Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea