Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

Cgi Jokes More Cgi Jokes

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Adobe Jokes More Adobe Jokes

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"