Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Export Jokes More Export Jokes

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb