Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Adobe Jokes More Adobe Jokes

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

A PDFile

Recruiter Jokes More Recruiter Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb?

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

Cgi Jokes More Cgi Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise