Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Export Jokes More Export Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)