Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Adobe Jokes More Adobe Jokes

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

Export Jokes More Export Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Recruiter Jokes More Recruiter Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.