Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Recruiter Jokes More Recruiter Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"