What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

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Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives