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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.