What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.