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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-