What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!