Pumpkin Jokes

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

You might also enjoy:

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What did one device say to the other?

Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!