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Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

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What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)