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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)