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Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Bob.

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Ban-she ban-she!

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Do you believe in people

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Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)