Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

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What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

E-erie.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.

What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!