Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie