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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)