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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie