Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

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What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.