Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.