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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A witch in a high speed train.

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Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie