What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning