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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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What about our child?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow