What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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They want to.

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.