What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.