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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

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What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Widow Jokes More Widow Jokes

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow