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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.