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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.