Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.