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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.