Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift