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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)