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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

Just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift