Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!