Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months