Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**