Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!

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What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**