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Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

Why did the blind lady fall into a well?

Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*