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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*