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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.