Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.