Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*