Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*