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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!