What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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A melon

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.