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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

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Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

Saves time.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it