What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.