What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!