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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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Which joke is better?

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.