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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!