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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What's red and smells like white paint?

Red paint.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color is a cheerleader?

Yeller.

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.