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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What color is the sun?

Ampnbsp Yellow.

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.