What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

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What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.