Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
Firefighter.
Student: A teacher!
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
