Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

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Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.