Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.