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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity