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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.