Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.