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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!