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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

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What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.