Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Idk...

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

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You have to chew before you swallow!

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Abandonment.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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By folding it in half.

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What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!