Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

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What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a...

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.