Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!