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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is a monster's favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

Who's there! Bellows! Bellows who?

Bellows me some money can I have it please!

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.