Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

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What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.