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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.