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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss