What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)