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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office