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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Ba Dum Tss Jokes More Ba Dum Tss Jokes

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!