Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Marching banned.

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...