Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Bunny Hop Jokes More Bunny Hop Jokes

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...

What's a rabbits' favorite dance?

The bunny hop.