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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.

Cs Jokes More Cs Jokes

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

Bunny Hop Jokes More Bunny Hop Jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite dance?

The bunny hop.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.