What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit