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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.