Magician Jokes

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

What do you call a beauty pageant for cartographers and magicians?

Miss Direction.

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

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What did the dead magician say?

Abra-cadaver

What do you call a dead magician?

Abra Cadaver.