A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
About 3000 miles!
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd
My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)
Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.
Because the 'P' is silent
He Freudian slipped.
You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
A quadratic equation
Who cares? It's a relephant.
You better not make a habit out of this.
It takes 21 days to make a habit.
