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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.