What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?

Warren!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit