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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

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What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

From Stephen King - The Cell)

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!