What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month)

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!