What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!