What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

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What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

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Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?