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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!