What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani