Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why are divorces so expensive?

Because they are worth it!

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.