Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

Amish Woman Jokes More Amish Woman Jokes

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.