Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night