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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

Amish Woman Jokes More Amish Woman Jokes

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night