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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

Amish Woman Jokes More Amish Woman Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite