Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night