Amish Woman Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

Mennonite Jokes More Mennonite Jokes

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.