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Amish Woman Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?

Two Mennonite

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.