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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.