What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.