What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.