What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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UCLA.

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!