What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

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Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me?

She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!