What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.