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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

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What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

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What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.