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Lube Jokes More Lube Jokes

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??