How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!