How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Previous Random Joke Next

Lube Jokes More Lube Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*