Elon Musk
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Row v. Wade
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Hit the road, Jack.
They both applied to UT Austin
How much damage can their Weiner make...
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
White privilege
Oinkment!
Make like a banana and peel.
Banner.
His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."
For the Halibut
Cause they're good anglers.
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Because he always uses the force.
Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.
Slow down and grab some lube!!
Slow down and use some lube
