Elon Musk
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Row v. Wade
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Hit the road, Jack.
They both applied to UT Austin
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Nothing, he already said it twice.
Because other people took the bait.
Imagine all the people..
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
He didn't use enough force...
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
I don't know, I just click "submit"
Submitting a stool sample.
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
