Slow down and apply lube
Elon Musk
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Row v. Wade
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Hit the road, Jack.
They both applied to UT Austin
Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door >
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out
A taxi
Shelfish
Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
Walk this way
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Chard remains.
None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.
They can't change anything
I submit - Craven Moorehead
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Probable Cosby
