Elon Musk
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Row v. Wade
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Hit the road, Jack.
They both applied to UT Austin
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.
A midwife crisis.
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
Me: Personally I need a job.
He was snowed in.
I spy.
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
A PANDAwan learner.
You make me flip my lid.
Flip it over
Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)
I don't know, I just click "submit"
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
Slow down and use some lubricant.
Because it's worth it.
Single.
