Slow down and apply lube
Elon Musk
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Row v. Wade
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Hit the road, Jack.
They both applied to UT Austin
Envelope.
An envelope!
Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)
Do I hand my life in
Elon's musk
Make like a banana and peel.
Prisons are indoors.
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
One day she'd just had un uf.
A man who is outstanding in his field.
Don't look I am changing
Well many how???
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
Because they can't even
