What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory?

Successful.

What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!