What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

Memory Jokes More Memory Jokes

What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory?

Successful.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

Voltage Jokes More Voltage Jokes

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!