What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

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What do you call the memory of a camping trip?

Past Tents

What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory?

Successful.

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte