What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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A glimmer of hope

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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Past Tents

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If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

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All bark and no byte

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Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.