How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.