How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

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What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

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How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte