How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze?

The iceeu

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.