How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

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What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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Where did they go?

Who took them Why aren't we helping to find them

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.