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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie?

GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.