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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte